Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

I wish upon a Shooting Star this night that it will not hit me! Granted but it hit your neighbours house instead... And your neighbour is the one known as HiddenMaster, and he attacks you with an axe.

By GrandAdmiralSova117 on June 16, 2009 2:44:54 AM from

The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.

I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.

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Just like Rome got destroyed by barbarians, tech isn't everything. It sure helps though.

Rome had also been around for ages and had become fat, complacent and corrupt. While the Barbarians were numerous and bloodthirsty

If the Barbarians had attacked Rome around the time of the move Gladiator (as in, the time it was set) then the Barbarians would have been slaughtered.

I dont think the Romulans would have been wiped out by humans who dont even have starships yet, while the Vulcans have fleets of advanced weaponry, and could easily bleach Earth

GeneralVeers shuts up. You start to feel lonely becuase you dont have anyone to hate anymore =P

I wish Jessica Biel would come to my house and we could hang out like mad awesome peepz1!!oneone!

She does, but then realizes your not as cute as she had wanted, pulls out a completely random 9mm and shoots you, several times.

I wish that I was better at SoaSE.

Koda0 (^)

Here: whlie you ladies are cooking up a disturbing wish to go along w/ mine; try this: http://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/356374

You become so good at SoaSE that you join multiplayer. You cream everyone and no-one wants to play with you anymore. Because everyone leaves mp and plays single now you hack in to the single player games. Everyone get Po'd and forms a mob. they all join up against you and when you least expect cream you and ban you from playing again. You get around it so the find out where you are and who you are and kill you.

I wish I had an AT-AT to crush ppl with (literally i step on them)

EDIT: just saw scoutdogs post. I wish i had the ability to make scoutdog go insane for fear of me until he becomes more parnoid and psychotic (if thats possible) that he destroys his life and gets locked up in a mental institution, get released then process repeats

damn, missed, oh well,

you become better, but then Ironclad releases a totally crap expansion pack and everyone stops playing and you find yourself alone playing a crappy and broken game against AI that just want to hug you and sing songs

you get you AT-AT but Richard Simmons flies in on an Air Speeder (whatever its called) and trips it up before you can step on anyone

I wish i was getting a really good massage from some (female) hottie right now

Ooh.. dark... but...

You do have an AT-AT, and you run amok in Phoenix, crushing your family members and loved ones because you have absolutely no idea what the crap you are doing behind the controls... Eventually, the National Guard (Go Army!) Is called in, and they completely raze your @$$ to the ground.

My new wish is that Linkin Park's newest album will be as good as, or better than Hybrid Theory and Meteora (a.k.a., their 1st two albums)

Good Luck!

Koda0 (^)

EDIT\\ Rezonator, you are getting a massage, and as you get up to leave she offers you a "Happy Ending" to go w/ your massage. You kindly tell her no, but she insists, this time sounding a little crazy. You start to walk out, but she pursues you out into the street, shouting for you. As you run, naked, looking for help, you find a police officer. You run to him, pleading for help, but the crazy massage girls snaps his neck. Eventually, you get to the subway, and subsequently fall down some concrete stairs. She arives at the bottom, still saying happy ending, while your cowereing on the ground, broken leg, back and ribs, as she approaches. She gives you an eggroll, says ," enjoy your happy ending" and leaves.

it will be then they get sued and loose all their money.

i wish i was a superhero that could turn into anything.

You are a superhero that can turn into anything. The problem is, you decide to turn into a car, but since cars have no brain, you die and can't change back.

I wish GeneralVeers would just go back to his social worker's office.

I go to socialworkers office but im 14 so they tell me to go home. Along the i hear one of your friends visiting Phoenix talk about where you live so i go there find you house and blow it up with you in it with my AT-AT like what happened to the sheild generator in episode 5

I wish i had the ability to make scoutdog go insane for fear of me until he becomes more parnoid and psychotic (if thats possible) that he destroys his life and gets locked up in a mental institution, get released then process repeats

oh and the eggroll thing is from Robot Chicken

He does, but once he gets there, he stars stalking you, finds out where you live, and kills you subsequently.

My wish is that all the unnecessary "hatred (whether it's playful or not)" in these forums would go away.

Koda0 (^)

All the hatred goes away. People stop fighting. soon this spreads to the game, there is no war and just culture victories. Eventually, it get to the point where straight ppl realize how gay its getting and leave. Only gay ppl like scoutdog are left. evwentually to few ppl are playing that Stardock abandons the game

i wish that Scoutdog what shut up and play something else

I shut up and play something else. However, with the object of your obsession gone, you grow more and more depressed until you get put in the same mental institutuion you tried to commit me to.

I wish people would stop saying "that's so gay".

they do.. except now everyone sounds british by saying, "I say, that is quite homosexual of you"

Nice try.

I wish that, one day, My crush would like me as much as I like her.

Koda0 (^)

She does but then she gets obsessive of you and goes crazy. you have second thoughts and break up with her but then she snaps and cuts herself before killing you and then commiting suicide

I wish that I knew everything (without pain, ie brain gets to big, severe headaches ect.)

Granted, but now everone hates you for being a smart ass all the time and send the National Guard, using the AT-AT that you had now rebuilt and chase you down and blow you up before you can help complete an FTL drive for your escape.

And since there's been three like this already, I wish I knew a hot, red haired Japanese girl.

Aww, man, your reply made my cry (Probably shouldn't have used something so personal though, and your storyline is kinda believable, given that me, her and her bf are all semi-goth)

You do know everything, you solve every problem, discover every cure for every disease, but then you get bored. You get so bored that you get depressed. You take the anti-depressant you invented, but that just makes you more bored. You get soo bored that you kill yourself to relieve the boredom, your body and mind always laking the thrill of discovering something new.

My wish is that Code Geass had a happier ending than what it has now.

EDIT\\ You do, and you kill yourself because she's in Japan, w/ her boyfriend, an you're not in Japan. Or her boyfriend.

You meet her and start dating. eventually she bleeds you dry with constant shopping sprees forcing you to take multiple jobs. Also she think small things are cute and is very fond of anything you have thats small. eventually you go broke and cause she wont work you take out s big fat life insurance policy on her and kill her. but you dont get away with it and go to jail where you meet someone new...your big queero roomate and the people who you shower with

i wish that i could rule the world..but control things so tightly that no resistance ever forms and letting ppl believe im not a dictator

EDIT: code geass has a happier ending and eventually all anime and movies and shows have happy endings. ppl think hat no matter what they will suceed. when they fail the become depressed, disapointed, angry ,and kill everyone who makes anime before becoming depressed and suicidal

Oh, so you looked up Code: Geass huh? Or do you stay up till 3:00 am to watch it on AdultSwim?

Fine then, You rule the world with no resistance, but then Aliens attack... see where this is going?

I wish that the romance between Lelouch and his 4 "Crush-Girls" actually goes somewhere before he dies on Code: Geass.

Koda0 (^)

Lelouch starts dating all four girls at once and cheats on them. Eventually Kallen finds out and radiates Lelouch into dust with the Guren, killing him before he can bring peace to the world.

I wish I was rich.

Aww, man, your reply made my cry (Probably shouldn't have used something so personal though, and your storyline is kinda believable, given that me, her and her bf are all semi-goth)

Is this to my post or Veers post?

Edit: Granted, but you stole it all from a place in the US with heaps of gold and the army comes after along with Veers, his brain was saved before you see and it's now being mind controled.

I wish that they would get the Halo moive done already.

Ive seen a little of Code Geass, not much, but a little, the romance continues and results in the ending i mentioned in my edit but with ppl who struck out with girls

I wish that i controlled the world and had enoguh power to conquer anyone who dared challenge me while letting ppl under my control think that they still have right and are complacent, no resistance.

EDIT: its to mine i think because i answered what he said

Good job, JagerJack! A Geass Fan, or Wikipedia?

You get rich, but get shot for stealing from a bank.

GrandAdmiralSova: A little bit of both, moslty Veers though.

Veers: Not very original. Or dedicated to Geass.

You eventually die after controlling a peaceful earth, and everybody fights to fill yuor pwer vacuum.

Koda0 (^)

Quoting koda0,

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Good job, JagerJack! A Geass Fan, or Wikipedia?

A fan, I watched the subbed version online. My only complaint about the ending is that they never told us CC's name, and the epilogue was far too short. But it was still a really sad ending.

Also, since you forgot a wish: I wish I had a pet velociraptor.

You do, but so does everybody else... no further explanation required.

Yeah,... so sad . At least the world was "happier" though.

I wish we knew C.C.'s name at the end... also that Shirley didn't die (Me, personnaly, that was the saddest, and Rolo)

Koda0 (^)

Also. since you forgot a wish: I wish I had a pet velociraptor.

Granted, but it is part of a sleeper cell put in place by the Dinos from JP to take over the world, and it devoured you when the time came for the Dinosaurs to rule again.

Edit: The normal writers are replaced by people that hate the show and they just call CC Caw Caw and since Shirley dosn't die and CC's name is made so stupid by the writers Shirley goes after them and then you with an axe.

It was a good show, I just didn't watch often.

I wish that I had a larger bedroom and book shelfs tht don't bend under the weight of all my books.

You get a bedroom so ridiculously huge and full of winding bookcases that you get lost in your rat-maze of a room and die in it of starvation (no, you can't eat books)

My wish (revised 4th edition) is that, the 21st Century won't turn out to be the "Asian Century"

Also, C.C. is a girl, and those aren't her initials... they have something to do w/ her Geass Code.

Koda0 (^)

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Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

I wish upon a Shooting Star this night that it will not hit me! Granted but it hit your neighbours house instead... And your neighbour is the one known as HiddenMaster, and he attacks you with an axe.