you know you have a noob partner when..

By on June 4, 2009 7:48:48 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

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add the most outrageously noob/stupid/silly experiences you have had with people on your team in this game so far.

no naming names! and have a sense of humor people!

you know when you have a noob partner when...

 

as regulus i had more HP than the rook on my team, without stacking HP items >.<

 

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June 4, 2009 8:23:16 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

...they try to solo dual UB with 2000hp, die in the first minute, and then rack up countless deaths throughout the game

...they never seem to spend their gold on any citadel upgrades OR items in the first 20 minutes of the game

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June 4, 2009 8:54:29 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

....they spend their money on any citadel upgrade that are not creeps, first health regen nor first gold upgrade.

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June 4, 2009 8:54:51 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

After 5 minutes of playing, you notice your ally is still standing around at the shop at level 1. Havent moved. And their ping is 800, so lags the game to all hell and back for the rest of the participants. Had one of these yesterday.

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June 4, 2009 8:56:21 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

...or when you press tab and notice you have 13 flag captures, and you ally 2.

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June 4, 2009 9:01:59 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

  • when he asks you where to get quests.

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June 4, 2009 9:31:32 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

What's a noob?

 

Sorry I couldn't resist

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June 4, 2009 11:28:20 AM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

One of the funniest ones was when I was playing a 3v3 on cataract, we all went for the middle flag right in the beginning of the game and capped it. Then an enemy rook comes from the enemy base, we move forward to engage him and he just walks past us to cap the exp flag. We naturally rape him, he makes no attempt to escape . The chat was funny as well after that .

(ok maybe you had to be there to find that funny)

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June 4, 2009 11:41:14 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

I sold all my gear to buy the reg on my team the 2x crit gloves and mage, very early in the game, then i buy him ashkandor, and he gets cloak of flames ect.

Then he d/c's and the ai starts running in circles chasing angels, when we were at their choke point in exile.. so close to winning. He had 27 kills on 4v4 15 minutes into the game ( 2nd in kills was like 5 or so), we ended up losing.

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June 4, 2009 11:41:47 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

... they wait 30s at a locked flag.

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June 4, 2009 11:51:35 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Quoting Tassadar,
I sold all my gear to buy the reg on my team the 2x crit gloves and mage, very early in the game, then i buy him ashkandor, and he gets cloak of flames ect.

Then he d/c's and the ai starts running in circles chasing angels, when we were at their choke point in exile.. so close to winning. He had 27 kills on 4v4 15 minutes into the game ( 2nd in kills was like 5 or so), we ended up losing.

 

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June 4, 2009 12:05:06 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

when your at level 15 and see an EB run and mright in front of another dg not even biten or aut attacken nor senden minions. All he did for the whole game was mist

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June 4, 2009 12:11:31 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Quoting Aroddo,



when he asks you where to get quests.

hahahahahaha

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June 4, 2009 12:30:57 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

You know you have a noob partner when...

You see your Rook teammate going Hammer solo spec (no towers.)

You see your Sedna teammate has 4 Yetis and hasn't gotten heal

Your Regulus teammate states he's a "pro skillz pwner" while using nothing but Snipe the whole game (with no mines.)

Ironically, all three of these have happened to me many times.

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June 4, 2009 12:48:59 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Wow someone is intolerant of alternative builds.

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June 4, 2009 12:57:27 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Quoting Sly_Squash,
Wow someone is intolerant of alternative builds.

 

Yes thats what i wanted to say. lol

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June 4, 2009 1:00:43 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

...it's an AI.

OR

...you start winning when the AI takes over.

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June 4, 2009 1:08:45 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Quoting ferm1nc,
citadel upgrade that are not creeps

 

Unless its buying priests before they are ready to upgade creeps to a major level.

Ive lost many games because one of my teammates got priests early and fed the opponents.

 

 

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June 4, 2009 2:03:02 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Wow someone is intolerant of alternative builds.
Yes thats what i wanted to say. lol
Except the first two builds really don't work. Snipe is fine (Assuming the Reg isn't sitting at the heal crystal), but a no tower Rook is useless early on. Yetis aren't very good while Heal is great.

 

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June 4, 2009 2:13:45 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Maybe by 'alternative' he means 'useless' ?

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June 4, 2009 2:17:51 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Game starts in cataract

They walk to the middle and stand next to the exp flag.


Enemy heroes approach.  They begin autoattacking the enemy.  And stand there.  Enemy heroes rape them.  We have first blood.

Happened more times than I'd care to admit.

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June 4, 2009 2:59:53 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

I hit rank 3.

"The Light Side Has Gotten Priests!!!"

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June 4, 2009 3:09:21 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

I asked him if he had bought any items (his hp seemed low for some reason) and he responded with "where... at the citadel?" Who would have thought you by items at the item shop...

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June 4, 2009 3:10:51 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

"WTF this flag is bugged. I CANT CAP"

 

 

 

Me:

 


"No bro ... your an idiot ... its locked"

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June 4, 2009 3:25:31 PM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

you know when you have a noob partner when...

 

You are losing heavily so your partner ragequits, you get an AI replacement and start winning...

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June 4, 2009 3:27:20 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

When your teammate keeps being belted up by AI

Runs from creeps

Spends all his money on health potions

Sending strategy ideas with the shift key

Attacks tower ... gets killed ... attacks tower ... gets killed

Keeps changing his mind so much, Rock looks like he is doing a jig

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