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By OMG_NinkiCZ on May 31, 2010 4:57:31 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

As you guys have noticed, I have successfully flamed all the threads that I've created. By flamed, I mean turned them into "hot" threads - so a flame pops up beside the thread.

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OMG_NinkiCZ
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May 31, 2010 5:00:46 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Of course we must start with a classic quote from CaptainTaco

Quoting OMG-CaptainTaco,
reply 18

Do not compare tacos to other mexican faire.  Thats like saying what the difference between a delicious burger made from Kobe beef and a burger made from rabbit shit.

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May 31, 2010 5:03:31 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

My favourite quote is from Max. 

"I like balls in my face."

Only slightly paraphrased.

-Taco

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OMG_NinkiCZ
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May 31, 2010 5:10:26 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

CaptainTaco: I'd suck off a guy for $80/min. Hell, I'd do anything for $80/min.

Mybones: $60/min is good with me.

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OMG_NinkiCZ
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May 31, 2010 5:26:23 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Koush: Just beat Zen 1 v 1

Koush: Was a good game

NinkiCZ: oh

NinkiCZ: I'm glad you're accompanying him

Koush: It was just so he knows

Koush: That I'm perfect

(Posted with permission from Koush)

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FAiRLiGHT_
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May 31, 2010 5:44:16 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Ninki talking to me:

Christopher: you are totally sexist

Christopher: that is attractive

Christopher: I am quite the misogynist myself

Christopher: When my female friends come over, I tell them to wash my dishes

Christopher: and they do

Christopher: and it makes me feel good

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May 31, 2010 6:04:33 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

My all time favorite quote:

Ninki: "Mac where do you live?"

Me: "NINKI YOU PEDOPHILE!"

End of Story

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May 31, 2010 7:05:06 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

"I told you to get maim and boots of speed, you have neither, that unclean beast is just gonna keep breaking his dick against your ass"

One of the early Hall of Shame posts

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May 31, 2010 7:49:44 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

CaptainTaco
(05/30/2010): "I've raped more cats than you" - CaptainTaco

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May 31, 2010 8:03:59 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

everything I saw deserves mention in this thread. 

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May 31, 2010 8:10:28 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Everything CaptainTaco says is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when he was telling us how he thought he mispelled captain as cap-tahyn before realizing that's how it's spelled. 

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May 31, 2010 9:12:09 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

"im going to have oral sex with death"

by captaintaco



also i forsee this thread turning into a captain taco fan club thread



Quoting OMG-CaptainTaco,
reply 2
My favourite quote is from Max. 

"I like balls in my face."

Only slightly paraphrased.

-Taco


thats not a quote from me thats a quote from you plus paraphrasing doesnt count cause its not a direct quote


thus captain taco fails again

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May 31, 2010 9:53:35 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

"I told you to get maim and boots of speed, you have neither, that unclean beast is just gonna keep breaking his dick against your ass"

 

omg best quote ever

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June 1, 2010 12:35:05 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Quoting OMG_Splitshadow,
reply 10
Everything CaptainTaco says is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing when he was telling us how he thought he mispelled captain as cap-tahyn before realizing that's how it's spelled. 

Oh the irony.

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June 1, 2010 1:09:22 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

also i forsee this thread turning into a captain taco fan club thread

I have no problems with this. 

and dude, I was -freaking out- when I thought I spelled Captain wrong.

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June 1, 2010 4:54:59 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

The most ridiculous thing I've heard,

Zen_God: I pay $100/month for rent.

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June 1, 2010 9:28:40 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Why does this have to be quotes from Demigod? :/  I have some good shit from WoW lol.

Ahh so much fun.. we trolled a moralfag with our whole guild.  We start dragging everyone on vent from guild chat to just listen, so much fun.  wuthapn.com/svart_convo.mp3

First 10 minutes are us baiting the hook and getting it set... I'd suggest only listening from 10:00 to 21:00 ish.  He attempts to take the higher ground through the whole conversation, which makes it all the better.  Highlights: He'd walk by a girl getting raped and ignore it because "what if she was stabbing the guy in the leg?  Maybe she deserved it."  

Ok ok.. better one tho, this guy rages sooo bad when our guild leader brings him on vent.  Keeps calling him bad and pretends like he knows who he is to get him to rage more.  OMG and his wife starts getting involved omfg.. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rofl http://wuthapn.com/tankyou.mp3

 

 

 

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June 1, 2010 3:44:38 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

^It doesn't have to be. I just thought I needed to write "Demigod" in the thread so it doesn't get moved to the off-topic section.

IT'S JUST A MOIST TOWELETTE!!!!!!

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June 1, 2010 9:05:06 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Pretty much the entire conversation we all had the last time I played when everyone was discussing what they would do to get paid the same amount as a plumber.

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June 2, 2010 4:24:59 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

I wish I had the whole thing that happened with Boxxy_Koush.

This poor guy kept trying to join but didn't have many games. He had games before the reset and said he knew his shit.

Koush asked him an easy question, he didn't answer, and he kicked him. Woulda just been kinda funny but the guy rejoined at LEAST 20 time and got kicked each time. 

I was on the FLOOR! 

Edit: Didnt see it from before

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June 2, 2010 11:03:36 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Teseer always has some interesting statuses:

So I've been talking to this Ass-Cock about why he can't register. I told him his key was wrong. He ignored it and kept talking.
27 minutes after I told him his key was wrong, and he just said 'I think my key is wrong'

Your girlfriend is right though. I'm surprised you're still alive.

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June 2, 2010 11:14:20 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

hahaha, it's rough!

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June 3, 2010 8:19:04 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Gotta admire that pro/noobs presistance. Not that it got him anywhere in the end.

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June 3, 2010 7:55:08 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums
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June 3, 2010 8:03:07 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

"Max is making progress on his flowers" -Captain Taco

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June 3, 2010 9:05:35 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

ooo I'm halfway to getting a flame beside this thread!!!

Another one from Koush:

Koush: If renz and I played

Koush: The only thing that could stop us

Koush: Is a power outage.

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