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"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

By on October 14, 2009 7:42:30 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

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In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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January 27, 2014 5:26:09 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, reality is stranger than fiction and no Bachelor or Kardashians...  .   I used to like American Idle but last I watched there were no "funny singers".  That was my fave part with those gifted singers a close second. lol

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January 28, 2014 1:44:54 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but the only 'reality' that concerns me is where my 1st million is coming from... and who I'm gonna share it with.

As for shows that vote participants/contestants out, well I refuse to watch those because the voting process is rigged and people who should go don't, and people who should go through don't.

So, what do you get when you cross a Kardashian with a Bachelor?

A 'Blind Date' and a baby who should be called 'True North'.

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January 28, 2014 4:32:05 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Quoting starkers,
and a baby who should be called 'True North'

Must be the magnetic personality.

I would give you karma but one million dollars could get you alot of hmm, friends? or underwear? or take care of a few bills I guess.

Wouldn't it be nice to own your own island?

 

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January 28, 2014 4:36:01 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but flirtingly suggesting I buy my own island is.... er, don't forget yer bikini.

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January 29, 2014 8:19:55 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I can't believe a seaman as yourself would bother with tan lines on your own. private island. Enjoy the liberating warm breezes I say. You only go around once...  And on that note 

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January 29, 2014 3:01:28 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but the bikini is a must on any private or desert island of mine.

I say this because female nudity, partial or complete, cannot be tolerated unless touching priveleges apply.

Well shut my mouth, look who's flirtingly suggestive now.

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January 30, 2014 7:59:56 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but that's a little more than suggestive.

Something like I get all touchy, feely when I see my gal in her swim attire could be used...   

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January 30, 2014 10:09:31 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but that swim attire would have to be temporary.... very temporary

So off it comes......

 

Well, you can't wear a bikini to the ball, now can you?

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January 30, 2014 10:44:05 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but your boots just busted my toe. Clothes or boots on for survival. 

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January 30, 2014 11:22:43 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but that was not my boots... that was the bloke over there dancing with the green-haired, 3 breasted woman in the perspex gown, it was his sise 19's and his clumsy efforts at the two-step.

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January 31, 2014 9:25:05 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but my vacation is over anyway. Next time I visit Nunavut.

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January 31, 2014 12:39:36 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but vacationing while I'm here hard at it [didn't say what] is so unfair.

Coulda told me so I could take time out from my busy schedule of...of ....of... of, never mind.

Oh, and when you go to Nunavut, be sure to get nunavthat.

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February 1, 2014 8:38:02 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but nunavthat is for the meek. Just make sure your Skidoo suit isn't all white.

Don't want to be mistaken for a Polar Bear....

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February 1, 2014 8:53:46 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but you could never be mistaken for a polar bear, not in that bikini [bear - bare]

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February 1, 2014 8:55:44 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but barely there is not recommended. hehe.  Although once a year everybody get's their swim suits on and run into freezing water. All ages enter. Coool   Not for me though...  

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February 1, 2014 9:32:38 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but that freezing water thing is beyond insanity and you're quite within your rights to decline from participating.

I mean, imagine the 'high beams' from such a venture... they'd be classifiable and a risk to eyesight up close.

Also, I would give you karma but I'm barely there most of the time and can become quite vacant minded at times... like you can knock but nobody's home and the karma button is out of reach.

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February 1, 2014 9:44:36 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

  I would give you karma but like, your the only one that ever happens too.  Typical man.  haha

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February 1, 2014 10:03:07 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I'm not a typical anything, 'cept maybe a lunatic.

And I would give you double karma if you were twice as nice and double the trouble.

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February 2, 2014 4:00:59 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Banned for thinking I'm a Wrigley's double-mint gum.  

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February 2, 2014 11:44:38 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but the twinkle in your eye tells me you're on the lookout for a knight in shining armour who doesn't say: "Once a knight always a knight... but once a night is enough!"

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February 3, 2014 7:38:04 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but doesn't everyone?   

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February 3, 2014 12:24:17 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma bit I'm too blah whaaa, whaaa, eeewwwww, whaaaa, kerthump.

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February 3, 2014 5:03:02 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but instead it'll be a classic, 

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February 3, 2014 5:33:22 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I'm overcome by melancholy and a belly ache from yesterday's spicy food

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February 4, 2014 9:10:58 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I just don't go there but I did have a fresh donut the other day. OMG    I'm a big fan of donut's but they're not good for us. So once a year or somfin...

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