Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game.

Wish granted, but your internet connection is now faster than light, breaking the laws of physics and bringing about an interdimmensional invasion by superintelligent frogs. Teir one true fear is chuck Norris, but when stroming through Montreal, they see Way of the Dragon on the sample TVs. Thinking Chuck Norris is dead, the kill everything and everyone, till they "meat" Chuck and cut off their legs for his lunch, then they die from bloodloss. Chuck Norris is the last person on Earth, as we knew he would be.

I wish George Lucas had made the recent Star Wars movies as good as the original trilogy.

He does, but destroys the famosity of the original and by 2009 nobody remebers darth vader and the world is full of count duku wannabes

i wish i had an ACU from supcom, better yet, all 4

Wish granted, but I assume you are a huge nerd as I don't know what ACU means and send Chuck Norris to punch you in the gut.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

You die from attempted awesomness because only Chuck Norris can be Chuck Norris. Furthermore, only Chuck Norris can bestow that wish, and i dont think he'd be in a wish granting mood =P

i wish i had an Aston Martin Vanquish and the money to customise it

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Wish granted but a toilet seat from a destroyed space station survives reenter and hits you as you become Chuck Norris.

Edit: Darn! beaten to the post again! Wish granted, then the tank that kept all the waste from the destroyed space station reentered and hits it as you just got done and were going to get the keys to take it out for the first time.

I wish that my cats never die and that I had enough food to feed them for the next trillion years.

your cats never die and you have enough food to feed them for the next trillion years... except you get arrested and sent to guantanamo bay where they dont alow cats....

your cats come to your funeral

I wish I had my very own Soverign Class starship from Star Trek, with a neural interface so i can command and control it all by my lonesome

A Soveriegn Class starship with a neural interface appears spontaneously. You whizz 'round space for a while, arbitrarily slaughtering millions of colonists before you lose your navigator and end up crashing into Vulcan. The Vulcans declare war on Earth and humanity enters a desperate long war for it's survival.

I wish Square Enix would release more Rozarria canon.

I don't know what ACU means

Armoured Command Unit. The great big walking mechs in Supreme Commander with robust command systems.

The Undying.

The Vulcans declare war on Earth and humanity enters a desperate long war for it's survival.

you know, i saw a weird episode of Star Trek: Enterprise the other day, i think it was called In a Mirror, Darkly

in the episode, we were looking at an alternate universe where Zefram Cochram (the guy who developed the first human warp technology) murdered the Vulcan crew instead of making peace with them. then, 20 years or whatever later, the humans had subjugated the Vulcans and stole vulcan tech to make an interstellar empire of themselves. they basically turned into klingons with the same fascist politics and bloodthristy-ness with mutinies and all sorts of crap etc.

i was always wondering how the hell humans managed to subjugate the much more technologically advanced vulcans...

since u dont really have a wish, ill just make up my own and be on my way

I wish a temporal wormhole would open up, and aliens attack the earth, but intead of destrying some people, they abduct them and make them generals.(i already know where this corrupted wish is going, so please be creative )

I wish Square Enix would release more Rozarria canon.

that was Undying's wish

but i didnt know what he was talking about so...............

I wish I had a Panzer Mark III in my garage.

Quoting The Undying,

reply 7

I wish Square Enix would release more Rozarria canon.

Square Enix releases Final Fantasy XII: this and Final Fantasy XII:that then you realize to your horror that that strange new world is just Ivalice inverted and the final boss is a possessed Chocobo.

I wish I couold fly an A-10 for a few hours.

You fly your A-10 into Israeli airspace and they shoot you down, then send you back to the States, where they put you in Gitmo.

I wish I had some nukes.

Quoting Scoutdog,

reply 13

I wish I had some nukes.

Chuck Norris comes by and drinks the nukes one by one all the way down. He then flattens your sorry ass and proceeds to contaminate your corpse with his irradiated urine.

I wish I was Wolverine.

you are wolverin, but unfortunately you are made of metal so magneto comes along and makes you fold like a piece of paper, ur neck breaks...

i wish i had an entire fleet of imp. star destroyers and a superstar destroyer all under my control, crews included.

You get your wish, but don't realize that one person is carrying a plague designed for humans. Seeing as the Empire only had human crews, it is transmitted to each warship and kills all of the people on them. You go out to inspect your new ships and find that it was the alien dogs that released the plague and then took over your fleet. The alien dogs proceed to shoot you down...

I wish I found favor with Chuck Norris, allowing me to be unafraid of anything.

You find favor with Chuck Norris. The problem is, Chuck Norris really isn't good for anything, and he runs out of town scremaing and throwing steroid bottles at people when he learns Mike Huckabee is not running for President in 2012.

I wish people would stop glorifying Chuck Norris.

People stop glorifying Chuck Norris, so Chuck decides to go with the alien dogs. He provides them with vital information about Earth and so they start invading. They bombard from afar with gamerking345's fleet, leaving Earth in shambles.

I wish stardock and lucasarts would get together to form a super awesome star wars game.

Granted, but after it is released it is so awesome that everone forgets about Chuck Norris and he destroys Stardock, Lucasarts along with all copies of the game which would have put an end to the decade old debate: Star Wars vs Star Trek. He finds out it was you who wish this and helped the alien dogs invade the world.

I wish I could clone Dinosaurs and create my own Jurassic Park with hundreds of back up power plants and fences that don't look like they would fall over from the first charge of the Trex.( The Trex fence just looks so easy for something so big to knock over.)

You can clone dinosaurs and create Jurassic Park. However, the fences are made of low-grade plastic made to look like high-quality steel. They also disolve when wet. (you only wanted them to look like they wouldn't fall over) It rains, and the dinosaurs are freed. They kill everyone on the island including you, then create a world-wide dinosaur empire, enslaving or eating all the humans.

I wish Best Buy would finally fix my problem with not getting the promotion for Red Faction: Guerilla.

Granted, but zombies attack Best Buy and eat everone and all the promotion stuff and then the rest of the world.

I wish a temporal wormhole would open up, and aliens attack the earth, but intead of destrying some people, they abduct them and make them generals.(i already know where this corrupted wish is going, so please be creative )

Will I haven't seen anything that looks like this wish was corrupt. Granted, but there was a translation error, your really being abduct to become the generals toilets and waste tanks for said toilets.

I wish that I had my own Covenant Assault Carrier with a full crew of Halo 3 Elites that obey my every command.

Granted but one of the lowly grunts finds a metal cylinder with the markings NOVA on it. Your carrier then proceeds to blow up in a dazzling display of light.

I wish they would legalize weed.

Granted but there is a mutiny as you enter a time warp to the period where the flood assault High Charity so there is noone to help you as the newbie playing the MC sucks so bad that a single Flood Infection Form can kill him.

I wish there was a WW2 naval sim just like sins!

to klingons with the same fascist politics and bloodthristy-ness with mutinies and all sorts of crap etc.

Just like Rome got destroyed by barbarians, tech isn't everything. It sure helps though.

They create a WW2 sim just like sins, but the games-are-evil people bomb the factory before any cvopies can be produced.

I wish GeneralVeers would just. shut. UP.

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I wish upon a Shooting Star this night that it will not hit me! Granted but it hit your neighbours house instead... And your neighbour is the one known as HiddenMaster, and he attacks you with an axe.