My wife is a mathematician by training but her wit is second to none. In a different life, I think she’d been a good comedy writer. So I’ve decided to start tracking some of her quips. 
This is all from this morning:
Me: You’re too good a cook. You’re making me fat.
Deb: And if I was a bad cook, you’d be complaining about that instead.
Me: And?
Deb: You’re like the Kobayashi Maru of food.
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Deb: Every time we travel now we have to find people to take care of the chickens.
Me: Look, we’re chicken people now. And we’ll be chicken people until the day you die.
Deb: Oh, you’re definitely going first.
Me: Oh really?
Deb: How’s that coffee?
Me: Er..Almondy.
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More to come..
