Hey Smedley, how nice it is to see you again. I would say 'long time no see', but you already know that.
As for being a psychopath, your chariot will arrive shortly. Some clutz forgot to pump up the tyres... if you're wondering why your holiday's off to a late start.
Anyway, here's hoping you're well and that life's treating you kind.
Also, here's hoping you'll hang around and post heaps more, I've muchly missed your sharp wit and humour