Borg999

harpo

I was waiting for the thing to work out the results when I suddenly heard helicopters outside my window. When I looked there were a bunch of black vans pulling into my driveway. Thank God for the escape hatch under the kitchen floor. I grabbed Knuckles and we are currently incognito but I will get back to you all as soon as I get those results from that crazy test.

kind of like this....which one is Knuckles? 

I scored 100% in the @channel4 psychopathic traits test. 

Damn........ I even scare myself.

After a result like that I better not show my face!!!

I wonder what people have been telling you. You of course know your personal situation best, but in general, people with aspergers are described as being "honest, trustworthy and with a high sense of morals and justice". The liberal quote is from the text of psychology professor Tony Attwood.

WTF is wrong with me.... my first attempt was 79%.  I somehow thought that was wrong and had been too kind to myself so took the test again, answering the questions more from a 'me' nowadays perspective... my second attempt was 84%. 

Well we know who'll cop the knife in the back in your household.... 'twas nice knowin' yer, sorta not.

Move over, Sunshine, there is somebody badder than you after all.  Perhaps, though, being we're the highest scorers [to date], we oughta join forces to rid the world of 'deemed' undesirables. They don't have to have done anything in particular... other than piss me off.... you too!  On the hit list is Gina wa'sser name; the budgie smuggler and his accomplices; anyone selling off Aussie assets and fat bastard Clive Palmer if he don't vote against Abbott's budget.

Well scored!  You can join Jafo and I if you behave accordingly [like do as you're told]

Bullshit, you didn't do it right!  You are a complete A-hole and you need to retake the test so's you can join Jafo and I at the top of the pecking order. Your unique services are required and would be appreciated, so go get that 80% + score and be the great asshat you were always destined to become.

Yup, that's him!  If I had a dollar for evey tear Bessie cried [he just won't put a ring on her fing... er, hoof] I'd be filthy mega rich by now.  In fact, given my super bastard status, I should be incredibly filthy mega rich already.  Where did it all go?

Oh, and if I offended anyone in the creation of this post, so what!  I'm to psycho to be fechen sorry.

starkers, you are just on old softie who couldn't hurt a paper bag to save his life.

myfist0, you have been cuffed enough times to cause you to cringe whenever anybody  so much as raises their voice near you.

jafo, go and puck up those jaffas that you rolled down the isle.

harpo

Sssssssshhhhhhh!  You know that, and I know that, but hey, let's keep it to ourselves, right?

I don't want it getting out and people thinking I must've cheated to get such a high score... I didn't.

The score was correct... it's just that I'm a mean spirited SOB with a soft marshmallow-like streak that sometimes always gets the better of me.

I'm confused. I don't recall ever commenting on your skins.

39% here. I chose puppy because the was no lion to choose.

Another reason I KNOW that I'm a psycho is when I'm in bed... when I sleep, that is, and dream about doing rather unpleasant things to people I don't like, even some I do like, and it's not nightmarish, so I must enjoy it.

Also, as a child, I used to pull the wing off flies and cut the legs of spiders off at the 1st joint, so it looked like they were doing eight-legged breast stroke.

So, am I the only 100%? There has to be more, you know who you are.