I was a noob. It took me quite a long time to pass the noob stage. There are players like reggird or visca/hero, that learn very fast (not that I'm comparing visca to reggird skill-wise, God forbid), and then there are players like me or Quincrane, that are too slow in reflexes department and struggle with DG dynamics a lot of time, then make a sudden leap in quality.
Needless to say, both categories have nothing in common with you. What you've been doing 99% of the time was sitting in your lobby and tricking noob players into playing with you, you pathetic crap.
I played plenty of challenging matches when they were up, just not with your trolling sad presence in the games.
I remember exactly one such match back in my semi-noob days. I had Pacov and Quincrane (also a semi-noob back then) on my team. We all were amazed you actually stayed and played it through, since your usual tactic was to leave the lobby if the odds weren't in your favor.