This game is mediocre and so far overpriced it's absurd. I had a more enjoyable experience with Portal 1 across the board. I'm still trying to figure out how they justify using 11 GIGAbytes of disk space for this game, there's nothing approaching 11gb of content-- not even close.
Here's a list of retarded occurrences you can find skimming the surface of Portal 2:
1: The title screen comes up nigh immediately, but there's loading at every elevator. Immersion breaking, and poorly designed. Portal 1 level loads are much faster than Portal 2... except for title screen?
2: They managed to make vsync result in... I don't know... 50-100ms cursor/mouse response latency. It's horrible. Yeah yeah, "Disable vsync."
3: The options screen is a f'ing joke.
4: The directional audio is outright broken. Works fine in Portal. [even audio from behind you always comes out Front left and front right speakers]
5: They actually managed to reduce [by a large percentage] the amount of "portalable" areas. White goo is not a substitute for this, so save your breath.
6: It's absurdly short! [Before you reply: consider how many hours you've sunk into Sins.]
7: They turned a quirky sociopathy-inclined rogue AI into a whiny vindictive bitch.
8: The dialogue was 110% "trying too hard" and forced... and finite... while still somehow requiring 11gb...
9: There was woefully little to explore-- for a game trying to flesh out a storyline it was horribly linear and narrated. Probably worse than Bioshocks, "Would you kindly?" nonsense. For a $50 puzzle game, there had best be a good amount for the player to learn via exploration.
10: Portal 2 is an experiment on maximum return for minimum investment. If Portal 1 didn't exist to give it the "street-cred" and instant name recognition that it had, you'd have laughed your ass off at the audacity of someone releasing a game like this for $50, and it would already be in the $4.99 managers special bin.
11: DLC intentionally not mentioned, I'm obviously fighting a losing battle when people are praising a company for "free-DLC".
12: The portal on the moon bit jumped the shark, search your heart.
/hate
/rant
/DrGonzo