Who are you again?
I am a strange, malformed hybrid of military excellence and cilantro-flavoured deliciousness.
Who is Tacoguy again?
He is the same, only a civilian. Therefore, not as important as me.
Do you have a boat full of tacos?
A mothafuckin' cruise ship full of tacos, bitch.
Which Taco guy is the best at dg?!?!
I don't know. I think we will have to settle this. More than likely it's him. Perhaps it's me. Perhaps. Who knows.
Are you both like Jennifer Lopez?
I think her music and acting are atrocious. Though, I would make that booty clap like Madison Square Garden.
Do you both like taco flavored keeses?
What in the name of the Holy Ballsack is a keese?
Neither of you have talked to me about tacos either, regardless of all my pleas.
We haven't had a chance. If you desire, I shall verse you in all the wonderment that is the world of tacos. Their construction, the history behind them, and just why they are so damn delicious. Hell, I will fly to where you are and make you tacos, under the following condition:
A) You find a fat-titted hooker to bring me pork ribs and fellatio on command.
You pay for all airfare, alcohol, incidentals(including things I will break in your home out of spite), and a large dowry for my first born daughter.
C) ...I haven't figured out C yet, but when I do, I'll let you know.
-The Captain of the USS Taco.