"We have a service contract at a local college. I got a call one day from someone who said that their Mac IIsi was having a problem. Upon questioning him, he said that whenever he typed on the keyboard, the image on the monitor was shaking. All sorts of monitor problems ran through my mind. I asked him if it was only when he typed and he replied yes. Well, since it was a contract, I figured we'd better go see what was happening. My tech called me about ten minutes after arriving and reported that the problem was not the computer, but his desk. The desk vibrated every time he typed on his keyboard. I am still shaking my head on this one. The sad thing is that this guy has "Dr." in front of his name and is a professor at a major college.".....

"Many people have called to ask where the "any" key is on their keyboards when the "Press Any Key" message is displayed.".....

"Our last receptionist called me to complain that the keys on her new keyboard were hard to push. She asked me to install a program to "soften up her keyboard keys."".....

"I had a call from a customer who was complaining that when she typed, the wrong letters came up on the screen. After some investigation, I learned she had pried off all the letter key caps off her keyboard and rearranged them in alphabetical order. You'd think she'd have figured out the problem herself when her computer stopped working afterward.".....

and you want these people to fiddle around inside the machine?

I am a Friend of Foamy!

warning: language

yeah i got f'd over by sony..........after owning a Viao for about two months the screen went out. When I went to get it fixed........at CompUSA I told them...........everything runs in the background.......its just the screen that displays a white screen. (Im not a computer genius......but Im sure if I can hear everything start up and run my programs without the screen....its not a harddrive issue) It takes them two weeks of "testing" and finally tell me..........oh its your screen........

I paid them fifty bucks to tell me what I already knew...That was my dumbass mistake. So they tell me once I order the new screen bring it in and theyll install it for  me.....................    yeah right.

I order the damn screen and installed it myself.......It does the same damn thing as the first screen. Obviously the idiots at CompUSA forgot to "test" the device that connects the screen itself and the hardware inside the laptop.

So in the end it was my dumbass mistake for paying to hear what I already knew.....and then my mistake for listening to their "advice" and paying 200 dollars to replace something that ended up not being the actual problem. YAY for me.

Then I get the run around by Sony...first they want me to send it in to them...but at that point im too pissed to agree to pay for the computer to be sent anywheres. then they want to send a tech out to my place.........(they could have mentioned this when i wanted to order the damn 200 dollar screen) come to find out he cant fix it and tells me to send it in..........not happening so at the end i find out because i opened up the computer (after being too frustrated to let some "Techie" touch my computer) i voided the warranty YAY again for me.

Last time I ever take my computer to anyone but the company that produces it.

Yeah, so where is it?  I've looked all over, high and low, whenever I got that message...

... could never find it so always pressed C (for continue) instead.

Nah!  It was just a bit of tongue-in-cheek...

I know pressing C for continue doesn't work... yer gotta press C for carry on, tho pressing P for proceed works as well.

Solution: Ask for someone from Southern India!

you fatass