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I wish upon a Shooting Star this night that it will not hit me! Granted but it hit your neighbours house instead... And your neighbour is the one known as HiddenMaster, and he attacks you with an axe.

By GrandAdmiralSova117 on June 16, 2009 2:44:54 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.

I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.  

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Oatesy03
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March 17, 2011 9:38:49 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted. However, due to an inability to accurately isolate what is "human," only people with your exact genetic code die. Sucks to be you.

 

I wish that I'd drunk more water yesterday. For obvious reasons.

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March 17, 2011 10:11:32 AM from JoeUser Forums JoeUser Forums

And your wish came thru, except that the water hose you got you water from got stuck in your month and the water cant be shut off so you fill up like a water balloon leaking out if every hole in your body till you pop.

I wish I could take a 2 month paid vacation without having to become a teacher.

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June 28, 2011 1:33:47 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted...

your a female sex slave, and the two months are only granted to you so you can find enough time to abort your recently concieved baby before your parents find out what you do for a living.

I wish girls weren't such blatant idiots.

Xer0 \^/

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July 6, 2011 8:28:49 PM from GalCiv II Forums GalCiv II Forums

Granted - now they will all come to me.

I wish I hadn't granted your wish,  they've all gone shopping.

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July 6, 2011 8:31:39 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted. I went with them on their lingerie shopping date. Got bored, and left.

I wish for cake.

Xer0 \^/

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July 7, 2011 4:59:53 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted, I now no longer find your lack of cake disturbing.

I wish someone would have caught onto the blatant star wars reference and commented so the joke would have remained funny...

-Twilight Storm

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July 7, 2011 9:50:15 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted. It was so funny, we forgot to laugh.

I wish for.... a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X and my driver's liscence.

Xer0 \^/

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September 28, 2011 11:30:18 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted, however you get your vehicle from a used car dealer and you find that it's partially held together by duct tape and your license was crafted by some dude from Ecuador named Miguel.

 

 

I wish for a hundred trillion dollars in real currency. 

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September 29, 2011 2:38:32 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted. You get a hundred trillion Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish for a foolproof wish.

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September 29, 2011 2:57:06 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted, but it's only foolproof and not wiseguyproof.

 

 

I wish for a hundred trillion kilograms of gold.

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September 29, 2011 11:26:34 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted, but it lands on top of you and crushes you

 

I wish that I was Santa Claus

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September 30, 2011 5:06:00 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

Granted, but the world falls on top of you and crushes you, along with Godzilla.

 

 

I wish for a movie hybrid between Pirates of the Caribbean and Jurassic Park.

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