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Girls on the internets

By Posted July 1, 2008 00:25:58

Zomg is it true you mean that player that just kicked my ass with the alterians is a woman ahhhh

ps in other news today impulse finaly updated my copy of dl lol took 4 days but it finaly downloaded the update ll

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July 1, 2008 01:20:25
Because I can't resist:

Welcome to the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls are FBI.
July 1, 2008 18:05:22
RULE 15!!!

There are no girls on the interwebs!!!!
July 1, 2008 18:18:30
RULE 15!!!There are no girls on the interwebs!!!!


worry if you see someones forum handle called 'alty mandude'

July 1, 2008 22:30:24
yes brothers we must band togather and keep the inter webs free of the woman folk and those pesky lil girls all i need is for some lil girl to find my plans for wmd lol
July 4, 2008 01:46:35
I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC and your on "How to catch escaped psychiatric patients who are now on the internet". Please explain yourself. Wait, please don't. Just turn yourself into the closest mental health hospital.
July 4, 2008 02:32:04
Ya'll can send dem girllies over here... We got sumtin fo dem... somdem day like... cus u dudes seem to like dat sumtin too but dat iz so wrong... itz ment fo da grls....
July 4, 2008 04:12:35
Ya'll can send dem girllies over here... We got sumtin fo dem... somdem day like... cus u dudes seem to like dat sumtin too but dat iz so wrong... itz ment fo da grls....


Are you an Ork? Do you ask you boss to check your 'flash' by any chance?
July 4, 2008 04:39:35
The internet is perfect to disguise otherwise obvious social incapabilities. In fact social interaction does not work based on text only. Most girls know that and they really enjoy social interaction...
July 10, 2008 22:52:40
There are no girls on the internet. If you meet someone who claims to be a girl online, it is most likely a GIRL*.



*Guy In Real Life
July 11, 2008 00:39:08
There are no girls on the internet. If you meet someone who claims to be a girl online, it is most likely a GIRL*.*Guy In Real Life

Likely, but not always.

Generally if they're willing to meet you in a public place, especially in larger groups on both sides or from sites where lots of strangers meet. Not "On my doorstep with nothing underneath."

The internet is a really disturbing place.
July 11, 2008 02:48:34
Interestingly enough my best friend met his current fiancee via WoW.

One from Texas, the other from Montana. Crazy huh?

The internet is disturbing, yes, but outside of Legion Anonymous, it's really just a bunch of people trying to talk to each other. Some people, myself included, also find communication via the written word less stressful and awkward. I know I have trouble meeting new people without coming off as a pissed off anarchist zealot (I'm really not, I just get passionate about my work in education)

Issue is that A BUNCH of people are on the internets. As in, possible way too many. Many of whom are perverts. Or furries. Or both.

July 11, 2008 04:21:24
Issue is that A BUNCH of people are on the internets. As in, possible way too many. Many of whom are perverts. Or furries. Or both.



so could you please educate us as to whom is not worth to be on the internet? who are these "way to many" that shoulc be removed?

while your at it could you also define what a pervert is? someone who thinks it's ok ot have more than one wife at a time? would that be considered a pervert? If so there goes moat of the state of Utha and all of Islam.

Is someone who has sex outside of marrage a pervert?

Is someone who thinks having sex in other than the missionary position a pervert?

Whos standards shall we use to deside who are these "too many people" who are cluttering up your beloved internet?

Perhaps if we were to restrict access to say anyone under the age of 21 be a good idea? It would after all eliminate the vast majority of people who know nothing but think they know it all... Or perhaps we should restrict access to those over 25 who might know somethings that challage the thoughts of those under 21, forcing them to think before they make uninformed remarks?

@rhelamos, I am sure that you did not mean to say anything like what would apply to my sarcastic responce above, but do you see from this example how the written word could be more alkward than a verbal conversation? perhapps, if you are, as you state, passionate about your work in education, you might want to consider investing in a public speaking cource.... I did a long time ago and it paid off very very well..

btw what the heck is a furries?
July 11, 2008 04:57:06
Nicely done.


On a side note, public speaking is VERY different from communicating on the social setting. I am an excellent public speaker, I took acting classes in college, and I have on several occasions brought people to tears and laughter with well-planned speeches. There's the thing, though: they're planned. In communication without guidelines I tend to stay quiet and observe, speaking only when I feel the need to say something. Problem with this is that most people communicate on several levels beneath what I would consider "frivolous" speaking. Jokes are an excellent example of this: when someone jokes they aren't just making a joke, they are stating some kind of common belief system that they feel they can share with whomever it is they are speaking with. This is especially true of racist, sexist, or otherwise "risky" jokes. Body language, etc. also plays into this. It's less that I lack an understanding of this kind of stuff and more that I just don't care to take part of it, which tends to put a lot of people off since it is a fundamental part of their interaction.

Take the common greeting "How are you doing?" as an excellent example of this. Nobody cares how you are doing and if you respond with anything other than the rough equivalent of "Good, and you?" they will be put into an awkward situation. See, people like myself refuse to participate in this dance. If you ask me how i'm doing i'm going to say "Hello".

Likewise, if a stranger starts arguing with me about local vs national standards of education, i'm not going to play the "game" where I politely agree, or at the very least fail to disagree, with whatever they say then slander them behind their back. (Don't say that's not what happens because we all know it is). Instead, i'm going to do my best to plow their points into the ground and show my position is the better. To their credit, if they do the same to me I will humbly accept their point and acknowledge it as the better.

Communication at its core is a very, very complex beast and even in what I would consider to be simplified forms, i.e. the written word, messages can become garbled and confused. Add in body language, social constructs, and more of that sort of mess and you have yourself something of a monster.



Also, don't worry about Furries. I assumed they had reached all corners of teh interwebs by this point but thank Woden they don't seem to. I like anthropomorphic creatures as much as the next guy whose done research on the Baar-Sarkr, but I know there's a line to be drawn with such an interest.
July 11, 2008 05:56:21
btw what the heck is a furries?

I suggest wikipedia. Not all of the fandom is sex crazed, but it's not always easy to remember that. (So be careful where you look.)

I assumed they had reached all corners of teh interwebs by this point but thank Woden they don't seem to.

Wrong.
July 11, 2008 06:02:01
Interesting route this thread took lol. But I don't like comments like "there's a line to be drawn with such an interest". For you there is, for them, the line is further back. Who decides where the line is? Society? The same society that thought slavery was a good idea and had a law against being gay (I come from Britain)?

That line can only be decided by an indavidual.

Unfortunatly there are some boundrys which are needed to help protect a society, but not from ideas and 'perverts' but from killers, fruadsters and Nazi's. How do you draw the 'line' between those two groups? You ask the question "who is this hurting?".

By hurting, I mean, who has had thier human rights breeched. (Human rights supersceeding all relegious texts for the 'treat each other well' theme). Who's rights does a furry impact?

Do you have a right to live in a world where there are no furrys?
Did Hitler have a right to live in a world with no Jews?



I find it... offputting when I see groups of people campaigning for the rights of others to be removed.

Im am not black, not gay nor a furry but when they come for the furrys and nobody stands up, who will stand up when they come for me?
July 11, 2008 14:03:25
I have meet some nice internet girls but they all seem to be perverts it seems in my view that normle girls dont use the internet b ut perverted or wird girls do
July 11, 2008 14:23:38

I have meet some nice internet girls but they all seem to be perverts it seems in my view that normle girls dont use the internet b ut perverted or wird girls do

Are you sure they are girls?  lol

July 11, 2008 14:54:32
Eh well since this thread is about as random as it gets why don't I share a story.

I used to play WoW. We had, over the course of our guild, 6 "girls". Four of them actually were (one of them is now my best real-life friend), one remained unproven. But the story revolves around the last one..

So, we had a forum thread going where guild members could post their pictures if they wanted. So, our last mystery "girl" posts basically a portrait shot. It looks fairly normal, you know, not like an obvious model photo or anything. Now, he/she/it must've miscaltulated the hornyness (you'll excuse my French ) of a certain college guy we also had in our guild. Not long after "she" posted the picture, he replied saying he was sure he'd recognized her from somewhere. Sure enough, a few hours later he posts a link to a porn site that has the exact image, as well as a sample video clip for all to see.

Needless to say, the mystery girl took the next server transfer - and we never figured out if she was a he, or if she really did put up her own porn pic.. dun, dun, dunn...

But eventually, when you spend enough time online it becomes fairly easy to tell real girls from guys usually by the way they talk. And overly flirty "girls" online is basically a red flag in most cases
July 11, 2008 15:14:37
When I said "there is a line to be drawn" I merely referred to my own interest.


Other people can do whatever they please with their lives, who am I to say otherwise? I just, personally, don't care to take any part in it. But for those that enjoy it, go for it.

July 11, 2008 15:34:33
The good news is you probably have met a girl playing Sins online. The bad news is you probably LRM rushed her.
July 11, 2008 15:55:29
Eh well since this thread is about as random as it gets why don't I share a story.I used to play WoW. We had, over the course of our guild, 6 "girls". Four of them actually were (one of them is now my best real-life friend), one remained unproven. But the story revolves around the last one..So, we had a forum thread going where guild members could post their pictures if they wanted. So, our last mystery "girl" posts basically a portrait shot. It looks fairly normal, you know, not like an obvious model photo or anything. Now, he/she/it must've miscaltulated the hornyness (you'll excuse my French ) of a certain college guy we also had in our guild. Not long after "she" posted the picture, he replied saying he was sure he'd recognized her from somewhere. Sure enough, a few hours later he posts a link to a porn site that has the exact image, as well as a sample video clip for all to see. Needless to say, the mystery girl took the next server transfer - and we never figured out if she was a he, or if she really did put up her own porn pic.. dun, dun, dunn...But eventually, when you spend enough time online it becomes fairly easy to tell real girls from guys usually by the way they talk. And overly flirty "girls" online is basically a red flag in most cases


If a girl is going to put up her own pic, and shes a porn actress then they would own up to it and I would imagine only take such drastic measures if they were harassed (which probably would happen, especialy in WoW). So I decalre MALE!

I still remember the Spohie and another spelling of the same name (hint) the sexy hot 'twins' from Planetside... hehe, it was a couple of 15 year old boys or something. The really funny thing with that is they were far more interesting than their trick female personas. They kept it up for quite a while too (as in they have the chat logs from the crowds of males talking to them - how embarsing for those invovled!).

Which leads too the second rule of the internet, never say anything on the internet you woulnd't mind telling a 40 year old FBI agent...
July 12, 2008 17:34:41
X from the Counter-strike boards that photochopped a sears model to put "herself" in various settings, including sitting at the computer. Had losers left and right proving why they were fakes...
July 12, 2008 19:24:00
The problem with women on the internet is that they're too rare. You can usually tell that they're women because they're more level headed than us men. Or they actually do something.
July 12, 2008 20:06:16
The best tip off? Successful multitasking ????
July 12, 2008 20:39:34
I just figure everyone as "its". How are you ever going to seriously know what gender they are. Pictures don't mean a thing, I guess web cam would suffice, but if your getting to that stage, I think your digging to far.
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