Ha, I thought you guys wouldnt like Greek humor
Here's 1 more:
A guy walks in a bar, and asks for a drink. Then he starts reading his newspaper, while drinking. In an attempt to start a little chit chat with the bartender or maybe another customer, he says:
"The Rangers lost from Southampton, they really SUCK! They lost 7-1 and..."
The bartender immediately interrupts him, saying: "Whoa, dude dont talk about sports here, I dont want any trouble in my bar, got it?"
Man: "Ok, mate, no problem."
He then continues, his attempt to start a conversation, by saying:
"Look at Pope, he thinks he is so great with...."
The bartender interrupts him again:
"Whoa, dude dont talk about religious stuff here, I dont want any trouble in my bar, got it?"
The man is annoyed, but he replies: "Ok, mate."
Then he makes a 3rd attempt to start a conversation:
"Omg look at this clown, he got elected and he thinks we are all gonna kiss his butt now, Prime minister my ass!"
The bartender interrupts him for the 3rd time, literally yelling at him:
"Whoa, dude dont talk about politics here, I dont want any trouble in my bar, got it?"
The man then asks:
"Let me ask you a question. Do you allow conversations about sexual stuff in your bar?"
Bartender: "Yeah, dude. Thats it. You can talk about sex all you want here."
Man: "Well then, FUCK YOU!"
That would be all.