Noob School

By on January 19, 2010 9:22:07 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Thundercles

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I will be teaching two classes of "Noob School" this evening to pay off a bet I made with the notorious pre-mader Unwuffablehedgie.

If you are a beginner and would like to learn some basic strategies please join up.   If you have 100+ games and a 61% win percentage, this game is not for you so please don't join cause I will just kick you out.

The format will be myself and 2 AI against 3 beginners.  I've so far been winning these games but conceding so you guys will at least get your win pecentage up even if you don't listen to my wisdom.

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January 19, 2010 9:33:09 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

How are you winning with 2 AI on your team? Did they get buffed that much with this patch ?

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January 19, 2010 9:57:38 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

oh god I lol'd

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January 19, 2010 10:05:53 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Split:  Are you being sarcastic or have you never played vs 3 people who are all new to the game?  Actually, i was kinda surprised how easy it is to win even with me constantly talking.  Sometimes I'm even coaching while theyr'e attacking me: "Good good, now you want to hit me with the Pentinence when i try and teleport away... well done!"

Hedgie:  Sorry I accidentally mis-spelled your name.

 

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January 19, 2010 10:08:19 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Thunder, I'll help (if you want it) and I'll even play my worst dg (queen)

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January 19, 2010 10:09:33 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

I actually thought you were saying I was an "UNwuffleablehedgie"

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January 19, 2010 10:10:58 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

"UNwuffleablehedgie"

Well, you are kinda buggered... ?

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January 19, 2010 10:15:44 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Hey thanks Macc, but one of the reasons I'm paying off my bet now is I'm stuck in a place with crappy internet for a few days.  When I try and play a game with 6 people it sometimes lags and even if it doesn't, sometimes I get randomly DC'd.  This way theres less people so I don't get lag spikes and if I DC I only have the AI bots to get pissed off at me.

It would be a fun game though... 2 noobs on each side and we see who can yell at- I mean coach them the best.

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January 20, 2010 3:32:17 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Its funny that Unwuffablehedgie works, but Unbuggeredhedgie doesn't make much sense.

Tonights noob school was a success if I do say so myself.  Taught a Oak that using shield to avoid damage from first level Ring of Fire isn't a great idea, and showed a UB how to love Spit, Foul Grasp, and stacking armor. 

I feel like I'm really reaching these kids.

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January 20, 2010 3:35:41 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

This is a very commendable effort! 

I am not quite sure what type of bet begot this new player "school" but we should have more of them. The player-base is already so much smaller than it was even 4-months-ago..."sigh"... perhaps those new-players you are helping today will be some of the heavy hitters when Demi2 is rolled out... sometime in 2020...

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January 20, 2010 10:12:12 AM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

Welcome to Thundercles's School For n00bs Who Can't Play Demigod Good (and want to learn how to do other things good too).

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January 27, 2010 2:32:39 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

When is class?

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January 27, 2010 4:23:28 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

 I want in! 

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January 27, 2010 6:09:03 PM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

Quoting Rosco_P,
Welcome to Thundercles's School For n00bs Who Can't Play Demigod Good (and want to learn how to do other things good too).


Zoolander = Best comedy of all time

i lol'd a little

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January 28, 2010 5:41:43 AM from Stardock Forums Stardock Forums

Can I sign up? I'm Australian, and a noob.

No, those two don't go together very well. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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January 31, 2010 12:38:38 AM from Demigod Forums Demigod Forums

I lol'd a lot... always love a good Zoolander reference.

 

Hey anarchist, I'll put you down as a friend and I'll send you a message when I host another game.  I live in Hawaii so the lag ain't bad with you Aussies and we're usually up around the same time.

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