If we can add god, then why not add Micheal Jackson? I already have it all planned out (hehehehe).
Blanket Juice (his form of mana)
Move Speed: Fast
Attack speed: slow and intense
"Come and Warm the blanket for me"
"It's ok little boy, I won't bite it off!"
"Its Thriller Bitch!"
"I like little boys!"
Plastic Face: Gives Micheal Jackson a fuckin creepy face, making nearby enemies move 50% slower.
Blanket Pounce: 250/400/550 Juice, Micheal Jumps on target enemy, melesting them. He drains 1000/2500/4500 Health, reduces their butt armor by 350/550/750 and has a chance of insta kill.
Thriller!: Stuns all nearby enemies for .5/.8/1.5 hours
Too many shows!: Micheal gets 450 bonus Juice, and can't die, except from fuckin retarted doctors.
Lol there he is! I realize that many of you will proly want me to burn in hell, but im sorry, just thought we needed him in game. It's a joke, and i'll even delete this post or change it if its bad enough, lol sorry if you hate me now Some people like Micheal Jackson (a lot).